Amusing Tv jokes
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Legal Terminology
A funny list of terms used in legal parlance that are actually quite amusing in the right context.
CRIMINAL JUSTICE: When the accused and his attorney go to jail.
HABEAS CORPUS: A rash under the arm pits.
HEARING: What a husband loses after the honeymoon's over.
JURISPRUDENCE: The girl with sweaty hands that always asked you to dance in high school.
JURY DUTY: What happens to you if you don't have a job, haven't ever read a newspaper and lie about whether you watch TV.
