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Kids On The Subject Of Love
What most people think when they say "I Love You!"
"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." Michelle, 9
How does a person learn to kiss?
"You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you." Doug, 7
"It might help to watch soap operas all day." Carin, 9
When is it OK to kiss someone?
"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you...That's why I stopped doing it." Jean, 10
How to make love last forever
"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." Tom, 7
"Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love." Roger, 8
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the garbage." Randy, 8