Humor: Kids Love To Have A Mommy Moment

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Kids Love To Have A Mommy Moment

Four-year-old Mitch loved candy almost as much as his mom Ann did. He and Daddy had given her a beautiful heart-shaped box of chocolates for Valentine's Day. A few days later Mitch was eyeing it, wishing to have a piece of it. As he reached out to touch one of the big pieces, Ann said to him,

"If you touch it, then you have to eat it. Do you understand?"

"Oh, yes," he said, nodding his head.

Suddenly his little hand patted the tops of all the pieces of candy. "Now I can eat them all."

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