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If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
- If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete," and start all over
- To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"
- If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend". Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
- To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
- To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
- If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
- When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
- We could click on,"send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.
- To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".
- Click "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
- To undo a mistake, click "back".
- If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click "delete".
