Amusing Sexist jokes
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If Blondes...
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix "bim" could be used to create new words that describe them:
- Bimbabble noises coming from a group of blondes
- Bimbaffled constant mental state of blondes
- Bimbait short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males
- Bimbar a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait
- Bimbag a blonde's purse
- Bimbrushes essential equipment in a bimbag
- Bimbastic surgeon specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
- Bimbeeper special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes
- Bimbellow sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard
- Bimbillion? a blonde giving an estimate of anything
- Bimblaze the result of a blonde trying to cook
- Bimblues a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her
- Bimboette a young blonde
- Bimbonese language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else
- Bimbonique behavior airhead behavior, unique to blondes
- Bimboozle to fool a blonde
- Bimbore a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence
- Bimbozo another name for a blonde
- Bimboron a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes
- Bimbrownie a well-tanned blonde
- Bimbrunette a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is
- Bimburden blonde carrying too many bags at the mall
