Joke about I Sleep With Books On A Regular Basis

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This is a funny sms friendly jokes joke about joke and sleep. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.

I hope you enjoy this funny story - and if you do, why not send it to a friend? If the answer is: "Because I want to keep them" - then that's awesome, too. Keep reading Douglas Adams.

I Sleep With Books On A Regular Basis

Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

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