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I Need To Speak The Manger
A rather attractive woman walks up to the Assistant Manager in a local department store. She seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his face.
"Are you the Manager? " She asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him. " she says, running her hands up beyond his face and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the Assistant Manager, clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
