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Hot Looking Nurse Makes Joke Better

Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first?

Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first, I guess.

Doctor: You only have one week left to live.

Patient: Oh no! What good news can you possibly tell me now?

Doctor: Well, you know that really hot-looking nurse who just came in here? I'm taking her out to dinner tonight, and who knows where the night will end!

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