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Heart Condition
A minister was asked to inform a man with a heart condition that he had just inherited a million dollars. Everyone was afraid the shock would give him a heart attack.
So the minister went to the man's house and said,
"Joe, what would you do if you inherited a million dollars?"
And Joe said, "Well, pastor, I think I would give half of it to the church."
At which the pastor fell over dead.