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Funny: Hard To Make Ends Meat, Says Butcher

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Hard To Make Ends Meat, Says Butcher

A lady went into a butcher shop complaining about some hot dogs she had just bought.

"The middle is meat," she exclaimed, "but the ends are sawdust!"

"Well," said the butcher. "These days it's hard to make ends meat."

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