Funny for sale notice in newspaper : jokes

Published: 27th March 2012
 
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This is a funny wedding joke about sale and notice. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.

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Funny For Sale Notice In Newspaper

FOR SALE BY OWNER

Complete set of encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 Volumes. Excellent condition. 1000 pounds or best offer.

Reason for sale No longer required. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

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