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Fart Personalities

The Vain Person

One who loves the smell of his own farts.

The Amiable Person

One who loves the smell of other people's farts.

The Proud Person

One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.

The Shy Person

One who releases silent farts then blushes.

The Imprudent Person

One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.

The Unfortunate Person

One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead.

The Scientific Person

One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.

The Nervous Person

One who stops in the middle of a fart.

The Honest Person

One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.

The Dishonest Person

One who farts but blames the dog.

The Foolish Person

One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

The Thrifty Person

One who always has several farts in reserve.

The Anti-Social Person

One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

The Strategic Person

One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.

The Sadistic Person

One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.

The Intelligent Person

One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.

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