Humor: Expensive Operation

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Expensive Operation

A woman was having a medical problem her husband's snoring. So she called the doctor one morning and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering."

"Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost 1000 down and payments of 450 for 24 months, plus payments for extras."

"My goodness," the woman exclaimed, "it sounds like leasing a new sports car."

"Humm," the doctor murmured, "too obvious, huh."

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