Eggs, Chickens And The Rest and other funny stories

Eggs, Chickens And The Rest

Question: If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a barn, which way would it roll

Answer: Neither, roosters don't lay eggs.

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road

Answer: Because the rooster egged her on.

Question: Did you hear the one about the egg

Answer: It's not all it's "cracked" up to be

Question: Why can't you tease egg whites

Answer: They can't take a yolk.

Knock, Knock

Who's there

Omelette.

Omelette who

Omelette smarter than I look

Question: What do you call an egg that goes on safari

Answer: An eggs-plorer

Question: What do you call a city of 20 million eggs

Answer: New Yolk City

Question: What happens when you tell an egg a joke

Answer: It cracks up

Question: What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil in a chicken coop

Answer: Deviled eggs

Question: Why did the chicken lay an egg

Answer: Because it would break if she dropped it

Question: Where did the chicken go on her vacation

Answer: Sandy Eggo

Question: Why did the egg cross the street

Answer: To get to the shell station.

Question: Why did the chicken lay her eggs on a axe

Answer: She wanted to hachet

Question: What do you call a egg who's done lots of things

Answer: An egg who has a lot of eggsperience.

Question: Where do you find information about eggs

Answer: In the hen-cyclopedia

Question: Why is the chef so mean

Answer: She beats the eggs

Question: Did you hear the one about the egg

Answer: It's not all it's "cracked" up to be

Question: How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it

Answer: By dropping it seven feet it won't break for the first six.

Question: What does mummy hen call her baby

Answer: Eggs-tra special

Question: Why did the egg not draw a straight line

Answer: His ideas were scrambled