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Education Courses For Men
- Meaningful Communication: Where No Man Has Gone Before
- The Undiscovered Side of Baking: You Do It
- Combatting the Couch Potato Syndrome: Surprise, The NFL (NBA, etc) Does NOT Require Your Nightly Patronage to Remain On-air!
- Parties: How to Go Home with Whoever You Came With
- Woman Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Be Done By You Too!
- Bathroom Etiquette I: Putting Down the Seat
- Bathroom Etiquette II: Toothpaste, On the Brush, Not in the Sink
- Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important to You...
- Communication Skills I: How to Speak Intelligibly
- Communication Skills II: Keeping Your "Word"
- Communication Skills III: Getting Keeping The Girl You Want Requires the Removal of These Words from Your Speech Pattern...
- Driving a Car Safely: You Can DO
- Party Etiquette: Avoiding Alcohol After You Can't Stand Upright
- Telephone Skills: How to Use One, and NOT Two Weeks After Recieving Her
- Introduction to Parking
- Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space
- Overcoming Stupid Behavior: Don't Treat Her Different When Your Friends Are Around
- Liquid Grain Storage: On Your Stomach, It is Fat
- Cooking I: How to Eat IN
- Cooking II: How to NOT Have Heart Attack By Age 21
- Cooking III: How to Inflict a Diet on YOURSELF
- Compliments: How to Give Them
- PMS: You Try It
- Dancing: Why Men Ought To
- Sex How to Slow Down
- Classic Clothing: How To Match
- Cleaning: She Is Not Your Momma
- Laundry: How to Do It
- Intense Discussion About the Functions of Your Car: For Men Only
- Oil and Gas: Your Hair, Your Instestines. Problems NOT for Public Demonstration
- Learning to Ask Directions
- Appreciating Soaps, Colognes, etc...
- "How Was I?" Why Women Lie
- TV Remotes: Not Your Personal Property
Sexy Lingerie: The Difference Between SEXY and Risque