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Eden Corn Festival
Our local Eden Corn Festival is this weekend. My favorite part is the crowning of the Corn Queen, otherwise know as Queened Corn. All the girls are absolutely beautiful not a hominy one in the bunch. The winner is usually a fairly husky girl the thin as a stalk types don't seem to win. And it helps to wear really flashy earrings. They present her with a lovely peach cobbler for a prize. One year some folks thought the contest was fixed, but they couldn't come up with a kernal of evidence