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During Preseason Training

During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player: "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand."

"That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"

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