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This is a funny men joke about classes and men. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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Classes For Men
CLASSES FOR MEN
AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
SIGN UP BY MARCH 25TH.
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS EACH.
Topic 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Topic 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.
Topic 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor Walls Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice.
Topic 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. Pictures Explanatory Graphics.
Topic 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video
Topic 6: Loss of Identity Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups
Topic 7: Learning How to Find Things Starting with Looking in the Right Places Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While screaming. Open Forum.
Topic 8: Health Watch Bringing her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Topic 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials.
Topic 10: Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While she Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations
Topic 11: Learning to Live Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and Role-Playing.
Topic 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Topic 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Topic 14: The Stove Oven What it is and How it is Used. Live demonstration.
Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
