The funniest money jokes
This is a funny money joke about business and slogans. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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Business Slogans
A fantastic list of busines ads and slogans.
- Local ad for a plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed."
- On the trucks of a local plumbing company in Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber."
- Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
- At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
- Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello, can we pick your nose "
- Sign at the psychic's hotline: "Don't call us, we'll call you."
- At a laundry shop: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory "
- At a Towing Company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
- Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."
- Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
- Outside a hotel: "Help We need inn-experienced people."
- On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every third salesman, and the second one just left."
- In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit Stay "
- At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
