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Blonde Senior Citizens
I'm an 82 year old senior. I am darned tired of people treating me like I'm an ignorant young child. Last year I replaced several windows in my house. They were the expensive double-insulated, energy efficient windows.
This week I received a call from the contractor complaining that the work has been done for a year and that I had failed to pay for them. My gracious, did we go round and round!
I told him that no one pulls a fast one on this old lady!!! Even though I am a senior citizen and was a blonde in my younger days, that doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid! I proceeded to tell him exactly what his salesman told me last year
"In one year, they will pay for themselves."