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Archery Contest
Once upon a time there was an archery contest.
The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position...
He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow which finds the center of the target.
Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM...... ROBIN HOOD The crowd cheers
The second archer with a cape lines up in position.
He fires his arrow which hits the center and cuts robin hood's arrow into two
He takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... WILLIAM TELL The crowd cheers
finally, a third man in cape lines up in position... He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong
It flies past the crowd and kills the king Then the man takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... SORRY