A Texan In Ballinclashett : Health & The Body jokes

Published:
 
Current rating:
No ratings received.
Rate this item
Your rating: --
Image for Joke: A Texan In Ballinclashett Are farmyard jokes funny?

This is a funny farmyard joke about texan and ballinclashett. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.

I hope you enjoy this funny story - and if you do, why not send it to a friend? If the answer is: "Because I want to keep them" - then that's awesome, too. Keep reading Douglas Adams.

This joke may be considered ADULT and either contains adult themes, bad language, or racially sensitive humour.

A Texan In Ballinclashett

A big Texan is walking down the main street of Ballinclashett and encounters Liam standing on the pavement beside a big strong horse.

This prompts the Texan to attempt to realise a lifelong dream and he says to Liam, "Say Boy, that's a fine-lookin horse you got there, and I'd like to tour this beautiful country on horseback so's I can see the sights and hear the sounds of the countryside like they did in the old days. I'll buy that horse off of ya, how much ya want?"

Liam says, "O sure and you don't want to be messin' with this horse he don't look too good these days."

"Hey, Boy," says the Texan, "Don't you try to tell me what's a good lookin' horse an' what isn't. I been tradin' horses all my life long and there ain't nothin a young country boy like you can tell me about 'em. Now you jus' name yer price and we'll get along fine."

"I'm sayin' to ye that this horse is not a good lookin' horse mister and ye don't want any part of 'im," says Liam.

The Texan is getting angry now. "Listen up Boy," he says, "you leave me be the judge of what's good lookin and what's not and jus' give me the price and I'll pay cash right here and now."

"Oh well," says Liam, "2000.00US."

"Deal!" says the Texan and he hands over the money. Liam unties the horse and the Texan leads him off.

The horse walks smack into the first lampost in the way, and the Texan turns to Liam and says, "Hey, Boy, you a damn swindler, you didn' tell me this here horse was blind!"

"I kep' tellin you he don't look too good," says Liam, "and you kept saying that's none of my business, so in the end I gave up."

These jokes are all in the public domain. Please Respect Copyright Laws.

Random joke:
Dead Seagull On The Beach

A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said, &q...