Amusing Wedding jokes
This is a funny wedding joke about diamond and forever. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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A Diamond Is Forever
A man walks into a jewelry store to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring. Looking behind the glass case, he comes across an exquisite band with a handsome-sized rock in its center.
"Excuse me sir," the gentleman says to the salesman. "How much is this ring?"
"Ah, that's a beautiful piece," the salesman replies. "It goes for 10,000."
"My God the man exclaimed. "That's a lot of money "
"Yes, but a diamond is forever."
"Perhaps," the gentleman replied, "but my marriage won't last that long."
