This is a funny father joke about and single. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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You Must Be Single
A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items: 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 roll of toiletpaper 1 frozen dinner 1 can of pop 1 box of cereal The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman smiles and replies, "no, because you are ugly."