This is a funny american joke about and redneck. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
I hope you enjoy this funny story - and if you do, why not send it to a friend? If the answer is: "Because I want to keep them" - then that's awesome, too. Keep reading Douglas Adams.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
...You trim your beard and find a French fry.
...You use a piece of bread as a napkin.
...You wear overalls to save on the cost of shirts and underwear.
...Your birth announcements included the words "rug rat".
...Your car alarm eats dog food.
...Your car burns more oil than gas.
...Your flashlight holds more than four batteries.
...Your horse can count higher than you.