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You Know You Are Italian
You know you're Italian when...
- You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.
- You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular lunch bag.
- Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.
- You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or street. All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.
- You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.
- You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.
- If someone in your family grows beyond 5'9", it is presumed his Mother had an affair.
- There are more than 28 people in your bridal party.
- You netted more than 50,000 on your first communion.
And you REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when:
- Your grandfather had a fig tree.
- You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.
- Christmas Eve only fish.
- Your mom's meatballs are the best.
- You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.
- Plastic on the furniture is normal.
- You know how to pronounce "manicotti," and "mozzarella."
- You fight over whether it's called "sauce," or "gravy."
- You've called someone a "mamaluke."
- And you understand "bada bing"
