Funny mother's day jokes
This is a funny mother's day joke about and lists. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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Yo Momma So Smelly
- Yo momma so smelly the government make her wear a Biohazard warning
- Yo momma so smelly she made Right Guard call for backup.
- Yo momma so smelly even the dogs won't smell her.
- Yo momma so smelly an old blind geezer walking by asked her "yo, how much for the shrimp platter "
- Yo momma so smelly that when she spread her legs, I got seasick...
- Yo momma so smelly she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.
- Yo momma so smelly her poo is glad to escape.
- Yo momma so smelly that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet
- Yo momma so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent.
- Yo momma so smelly that when you was being born, the doctor's and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks.
- Yo momma so smelly even sewer rats get outta her way.
- Yo momma so smelly that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer.
