Amusing Mother's day jokes
This is a funny mother's day joke about joke and yo. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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Yo Momma So Greasy
- Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid
- Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco
- Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
- Yo mama so greasy her freckles slipped off.
- Yo mama so greasy the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry
- Yo mama so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the Pancake Palace wiping pancakes across her forheed
- Yo mama so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
