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Yo Mama So Stupid

  • Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
  • Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 under 17 not admitted sign, she went home and got 16 friends
  • Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
  • Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
  • Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
  • Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
  • Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ
  • Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
  • Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
  • Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order and it still took her hours!
  • Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone
  • Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

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