Yo mama so fat and other funny stories

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Yo Mama So Fat

  • Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
  • Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
  • Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
  • Yo mama so fat were in her right now
  • Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
  • Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
  • Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
  • Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
  • Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
  • Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
  • Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop
  • Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions

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