Hilarious Father jokes
This is a funny father joke about father and ghost. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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What Did The Father Ghost Say To The Naughty Baby Ghost
What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to!
How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier!
My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!
Do fathers always snore?
No only when they are asleep!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework please Dad I'm stuck!
