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This is a funny nationalities & race joke about and pretty. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.

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Two Pretty Girls Whispering 9

I was meeting a friend in a bar, and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me.

"Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed. Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy and told him a girl had just rated me a nine out of ten.

"I don't want to ruin it for you," he said, "but when I walked in, they were speaking German."

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