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This is a funny mother's day joke about and dollar. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.

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Two Dollar Bills

When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become collectors items. I went to the bank and picked up a hundred, serially numbered and still in their original band.

On my next trip to my parents house, I gave the 200 to my mother and said,

"Take good care of these. They might be worth something someday."

Several months later I asked Mom if she was keeping the two-dollar bills safe. "Oh, yes," she replied. "I deposited them in the bank the day after you left."

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