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Top Ten Funny Ways To Describe An Idiot

  1. A few crumbs short of a crouton.
  2. A few clowns short of a circus.
  3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
  4. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
  5. A few beers short of a six-pack.
  6. A few peas short of a casserole.
  7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
  8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
  9. One taco short of a combination plate.
  10. A few feathers short of a whole duck

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