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Top 10 Things To Do At The Mall
Top 10 Things to do at the Mall
- At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"
- At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.
- Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.
- Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke.
- Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.
- At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.
- Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof".
- Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.
- Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
- Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."
