Amusing Mother's day jokes
This is a funny salesperson joke about tight and shoes. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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Tight Shoes, Spoken In Tongues
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.
"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.
"Well, they feel a bit tight." replies the man.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the mans feet.
"Try pulling out on the tongue." offers the clerk.
"Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." He says.
