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Things Not To Say After Ultrasound Baby Check

Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound

  1. Thirsty?
  2. Where did the extra set of arms come from?
  3. Why does it look so much like a lizard?
  4. So, what are the characteristics of hermaphroditism?
  5. Could we do that again? The nurse had me distracted.

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