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The Third Biggest Lie
Ann Landers challenged her readers to come up with the world's third-biggest lie right after
"The check is in the mail" and "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you."
Here is a sampling from the thousands she received:
"It's a good thing you came in today. We only have two more in stock."
"Five pounds is nothing on a person of your height."
"You made it yourself I never would have guessed."
"Of course I'll respect you in the morning."
"You don't look a day over 40."
"Dad, I need to move out of the dorm into an apartment of my own so I can have some peace and quiet when I study."
"It's delicious, but I can't eat another bite."
"The new ownership won't affect you. The company will remain the same."
"The puppy won't be any trouble, Mom. I promise I'll take care of it myself."
"Your hair looks just fine."
"Put away the map. I know exactly how to get there."
"You don't need it in writing. You have my personal guarantee."