Humor: The Third Biggest Lie

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The Third Biggest Lie

Ann Landers challenged her readers to come up with the world's third-biggest lie right after

"The check is in the mail" and "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you."

Here is a sampling from the thousands she received:

"It's a good thing you came in today. We only have two more in stock."

"Five pounds is nothing on a person of your height."

"You made it yourself I never would have guessed."

"Of course I'll respect you in the morning."

"You don't look a day over 40."

"Dad, I need to move out of the dorm into an apartment of my own so I can have some peace and quiet when I study."

"It's delicious, but I can't eat another bite."

"The new ownership won't affect you. The company will remain the same."

"The puppy won't be any trouble, Mom. I promise I'll take care of it myself."

"Your hair looks just fine."

"Put away the map. I know exactly how to get there."

"You don't need it in writing. You have my personal guarantee."

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