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The Morals Of High School
A 4th grade class was asked to get their parent to tell them a story with a moral. When they came back to school the next day, Ms. Jones" asked them to share their stories. Little Mary was first.
"My mommy told me a story about farming. We own a farm where we raise chickens, and one time, we had three dozen eggs in a basket, and we put that basket in the truck, and we drove to the market. On the way, we went over a big bump, and all the eggs cracked and made a big mess."
"And what was the moral?" Ms. Jones asked.
"Never put all your eggs in one basket." Mary chimed.
"Good. Now, Mark, what was your story?" Ms. Jones asked.
"My daddy told me a story about chicken farming too. One time, we got eight eggs from one chicken, but only seven off them hatched. The moral of my story is don't count your chickens before they hatch."
"Good. Johnny, would you like to share your story?"
"My daddy told me a story about my Aunt Rose. She was a pilot in World War Two, and she ran out of fuel right over enemy territory. All she had in the plane was a parachute, a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun with 70 bullets, and a machete. She jumped out of the plane, and drank the whiskey on the way down. She landed right in front of 100 enemy troops. She killed the first 70 with the gun, then she killed 20 with the machete, then it broke, and she killed the last 10 with her bare hands."
"My goodness! What is the moral of this horrible story?" Ms. Jones cried, horrified.
"Stay away from Aunt Rose when she's been drinking."
