Amusing Wedding jokes
This is a funny wedding joke about and girlfriend. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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Tell Him His Girlfriend Called
After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him and got a woman.
"Is Robert there?" I asked.
"He's in the shower," she responded.
"Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up. When he didn't return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered.
"This is Robert," he said.
"You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed.
"I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."
