Amusing Celebrations and occasions jokes
This is a funny celebrations and occasions joke about signs and partner. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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Signs Your Partner Needs A Holiday
- He keeps handcuffing himself by accident.
- He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
- He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
- He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop" and the other half is the "bad cop."
- He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd" and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
- He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
- He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
- The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
- Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
- He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel.
