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Signs You Are A Bad Cook
- You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer. You consider it a culinary success if the po art stays in one piece. Your dog goes to the neighbors to eat.
- Your family buys Rolaids and Kaopectate in bulk. When you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns and the third stands ready by the phone with 911 on speed-dial. Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they hear a fire truck siren.
- The EPA insists that all your garbage cans be marked with biohazard symbols. Your microwave display reads "TILT!"
- Your two best recipes are meatloaf and apple pie, but your dinner guests can't tell which is which.
- Your pie filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the bottom of the oven. You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan. Pest control companies keep pestering you for your recipes.
- You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in the dark and melts the silverware. Your kids know exactly what peas porridge in a pot nine days old tastes like. Your family prays AFTER they eat!
