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Sexy Man, Good Cocktail
A woman was sitting at a bar, enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, young man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her.
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20 on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed from her purse a $20 bill, which she pressed into the young man's hand, along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly, meaningfully whispered.....
"Clean my house"
