Humor: Roses For Anniversary... Oh.

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Roses For Anniversary... Oh.

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.

At 1 PM, a foil wrapped two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.

Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

"First the flowers then the chocolates, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Arbor Day in all my life!"

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