This is a funny anniversary joke about roses and . We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.
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Roses For Anniversary... Oh.
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.
At 1 PM, a foil wrapped two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.
Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.
"First the flowers then the chocolates, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Arbor Day in all my life!"