Joke about Printable Office Rules

Published:
 
Current rating:
No ratings received.
Rate this item
Your rating: --
Image for Joke: Printable Office Rules Hilarious Health & the body jokes

This is a funny health & the body joke about joke and printable. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.

I hope you enjoy this funny story - and if you do, why not send it to a friend? If the answer is: "Because I want to keep them" - then that's awesome, too. Keep reading Douglas Adams.

Printable Office Rules

1. In any organization, there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.

2. a Anyone can make a decision given enough facts.

b A good manager can make a decision without enough facts.

c A perfect manager can operate in perfect ignorance.

3. The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks in your office.

4. Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.

5. An easily-understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

6. If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you just don't understand the problem.

7. The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.

8. Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

9. If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy man he will find an easier way to do it.

These jokes are all in the public domain. Please Respect Copyright Laws.