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Oregon Dumb Laws
- Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
- Dishes must drip dry.
- Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
- One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e., that which covers one's body from neck to knee.
- Eugene: It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays.
- Eugene: It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.
- Hood River: Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.
- Klamath Falls: It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.
- Portland: It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.
- Portland: People may not whistle underwater.
- Portland: You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.
- Marion: Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.
- Myrtle Creek: One may not box with a kangaroo.
- Salem: Women may not wrestle in Salem.
- Springfield: It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.
- Stanfield: Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms.
- Stanfield: No more than two people may share a single drink.
