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One Liners, Probably Said By Some Awful People During Awful Times
No more about Elvis, OK Thankyouverymuch
I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures
The meaning of life is a feeling.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Good writing means taking the effort out of the reading
A confident manner is important: Computers can sense this
Tattoo: a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling.
Insomnia is a nightmare.
To a worm, digging in the hard ground is more relaxing than going fishing.
An alarming number of people suffer from seriousness.
A man's life is spent between episodes of women being mad at him..
Sometimes it's more important to do it than to do it right.
A wishbone has never taken the place of a backbone.
Time isn't money it's more valuable than that.