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This is a funny people joke about and liners. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.

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One Liners, Probably Said By Some Awful People During Awful Times

No more about Elvis, OK Thankyouverymuch

I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures

The meaning of life is a feeling.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Good writing means taking the effort out of the reading

A confident manner is important: Computers can sense this

Tattoo: a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling.

Insomnia is a nightmare.

To a worm, digging in the hard ground is more relaxing than going fishing.

An alarming number of people suffer from seriousness.

A man's life is spent between episodes of women being mad at him..

Sometimes it's more important to do it than to do it right.

A wishbone has never taken the place of a backbone.

Time isn't money it's more valuable than that.

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