Joke about obituary: bernie is dead

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Obituary: Bernie Is Dead

A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said:

"This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead."

The man at the newspaper said:

"But for $25 you are allowed to print six words."

The woman answered:

"OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale."

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