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Obituary: Bernie Is Dead
A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said:
"This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead."
The man at the newspaper said:
"But for $25 you are allowed to print six words."
The woman answered:
"OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale."