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My Brother Always Runs Red Lights

There are these two guys driving a car. When the guy driving blows right through the red light.

"Man, you just ran that red light," the passenger said.

"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," said the driver.

Well, they continue to drive when the guy went flying through another stop light.

"You ran ANOTHER stop light. You are going to get us killed!" exclaimed the passenger.

"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," the driver said.

After a while they came to a green light when the guy stopped.

"Why are you stopping?"

The driver turned around and said, "Because my brother might be coming."

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