Marriage Before And After humor

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This is a funny wedding joke about marriage and idol. We hope you have a laugh - and as always, keep smiling.

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Marriage Before And After

Before You take my breath away. After I feel like I'm suffocating.

Before Twice a night. After Twice a month.

Before She loves the way I take control of a Situation. After She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.

Before Ricky Lucy. After Fred Ethel.

Before Saturday Night Live. After Monday Night Football.

Before He makes me feel like a million dollars. After If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...

Before Don't Stop. After Don't Start.

Before The Sound of Music. After The Sound of Silence.

Before Is that all you are eating? After Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.

Before Wheel of Fortune. After Jeopardy.

Before It's like living a dream. After It's a nightmare.

Before $60 dozen. After $1.50 stem.

Before Turbocharged. After Needs a jump-start

Before We agree on everything! After Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

Before Victoria's Secret. After Fruit of the Loom.

Before Feathers handcuffs. After Ball and chain.

Before Idol. After Idle.

Before He's lost without me. After Why can't he ask for directions?

Before When together, time stands still. After This relationship is going nowhere.

Before Croissant and cappuccino. After Bagels and instant coffee.

Before Oysters. After Fishsticks.

Before I can hardly believe we found each other.
After How the hell did I end up with someone like you?

Before Romeo and Juliet. After Bill and Hillary..

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